Biwi Ko Khush Rakhne Ke 3 Tarike

Biwi Ko Khush Rakhne Ke 3 Tarike
1st – Roz Uski Leni Chahiye, (Khabar)
2nd – Roz Uske Dabane Chahiye, (Pair)
3rd – Roz Apna Khol Ke Uske Hath Mein Dena Chahiye, (Purse)
Kya soch rahe ho ? Jo soch rahe the wo bhi Karoge To Biwi Khush Hi Rahegi

Husband Ki Parisahi Biwi Ka Ghar Ana

Shaadi Ke 1 Saal Baad Humne Yeh Jaana…..
Ki Har Woh Pati Udaas Hai;
Jiski Biwi Lambi Chutti Ke Baad Maayke Se Wapas Aane Wali Hai.

BoyFriend Ki Masti

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Ek Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Ko Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya.Uske Paas Paise Nahi The, Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek Coackroach Lekar Gaya, Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad, Usne Soop Mangaya Aur Usme Coackroach Daal Diya, Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga,”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho” Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya.

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Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi, Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya, Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soop Order Kiya, To Reply Mila Ki Soop Ki Khatm Ho Gaya..

Pati Patni Or Pati Ka Dost

Ek baar ek husband ne apni wife ko uske dost ke sath ghumte dekh liya.
Usne aav dekha na taav us dost ko jaan se maar diya.
Wife ne ye dekha aur gusse se boli..
Wife: “Tum Apne Is Gusse Ke Karan Apne Saare DoSto Se Haath Dho Bethoge”

Patni Ka Shak Apne Pati Per

Wife: “Mujhe Lagta Hai Aap Ka Neha Ke Sath Najayaz Sambadh Hai.”
Husband Hairani Se: “Yeh Tum Kaise Keh Sakti Ho.”

Wife: “Kal Jab Uske Husband Mujhe Milne Aaye To Us Ne App Ka Underwear Pehan Rakha Tha.“

Husband And Wife

Kanjoos boss 2 worker:

Kanjoos boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hoon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign bhi kar dunga.

Girls Parents

Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.
Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.

Maalik and noker

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

Santa In Police Station

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

Man Fight His Wife In Train

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…

Santa Banta

Santa: Achhi aur Buri biwi mein kya farq hai?
Banta: Kya matlab? Biwiyaan achhi bhi hoti hai kya?

Pyaar ke side- effects!!

Dog & mosquito were in love!
1 day Mosquito gave love-bite to dog!
Dog got emotional & bite Mosquito!
Next day,
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Malaria!!
Pyaar ke side- effects!!

Valentine Day

Wife Thinks Good

LOL

nice thinking of women

Wow Funny

Husband Wife

Aurate Bhi Bhagwan Ki Banayi Ek Aisi Cheez Hai Jise Aajtak Koi Samajh Nahi Paaya

Aurate Bhi Bhagwan Ki Banayi Ek Aisi Cheez Hai Jise Aajtak Koi Samajh Nahi Paaya
Phir Bhi Hamare Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Unke Bare Mein Kuch Research Kari Aur Kuch Kaam Ki Baatein Khoj Nikali Hai
1. Wo Bachat Mein Vishwaas Rakhti Hai.
2. Phir Bhi Wo Bazaar Se Sabse Mehenge Kapde Khareedti Hai.
3. Hamesha Mehenge Kapde Khareedti Hai Lekin Unke Paas Pahan Ne Ke Liye Kuch Nahi Hota.
4. Waise To Pati Se Ye Kahati Hai Ke Pahan Ne Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai Lekin Phir Bhi Tyaar Hone Ke Liye Ghanton Lagati Hai.
5. Ghanton Laga Kar Tyaar Hoti Hai Phir Bhi Santushat Nahi Hoti.
6. Khud Apne Aap Se Santushat Nahi Hoti Hai Aur Chahati Hai Ke Pati Unki Tareefein Kare.
7. Yun To Umeed Karti Hai Ki Pati Tareef Kare, Lekin Jab Wo Tareef Karte Hai To Yakeen Nahi Karti Aur Muh Fula Leti Hai.

cool wife

Shaadi ke baad doosre din ladki apni dadi se: Meri unse ladaai ho gayi. Dadi: Shaadi mein jhagde hote hi rehte hai. Ladki: Wo to theek hai par laash ka kya karu

Pyar b ajab shay he

Pyar b ajab shay he 


Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat 
Baap se payar hota hai  to Muqadas 
Bhai se payar hota hai  to Aqidat 
Didi  se payar hota hai ho to Farz 
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Wife  se payar  hota hai  to 
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM H     hain

Husband Mental

Husband:  Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga. 


Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey na ? 


Husband:  Pagal ka kya hai, o kuch bhi kar sakta hai

easy wife

Pati:-mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega. 
Patni:- tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon.

funny wife

Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. 
pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai

sweet wife

patni: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?” 
pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.

Pati Patni

Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho. 
Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho.

Boy Happiness beyond

1 Boy ki engagement 1 boht Khubsurat Ladki se hui.

Wo Ladka us ladki se kabhi nahi mila tha.

Na kabhi us se baat hui thi Bas sab logo se uski khubsurti ki tareef hi suni thi.

Shaadi k baad ladka us ka ghoonghat utha kr bola

Tum wakai bohut khubsurat ho, Tumhe kya gift karoo

Ladki sharmati hui boli "Do aap taa Dill Taley"

MORAL:- Kam se kam ek call toh kar leni chahiye thi

शादी करने की वजह

एक महिला (दूसरी से) – “तुमने आखिर क्या देखकर अपने नौकर से शादी कर ली ?”

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दूसरी – “दरअसल वह बहुत बदतमीज़ हो गया था और मैं उसे सबक सिखाना चाहती थी … !

Define the Marriage

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e:

"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga" .

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Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­

"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

Wife Ka Bhutha Baan Daoo Mai

WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao

wo konc Chiz h jo tum Roz Dekh Skte hopr Tod nhi skte?

HUSBAND- Mai nhi btaunga.

WIFE- Bolo na plz.

HUBY- Tera MUH.. xD

Husband Wife On Dinning Table

Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi?
Husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai.......

Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Jawab : 24 hours. Wo kaise?
Jawab Mila : 8 ghante city bus me, baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME” !

Ha Ha Funny

Wife to Husband: Suppose karo ki I start understanding you from now.!!!

Husband: (hastey hastey zameen par gir Gaya) mere se to 'Suppose' bhi nahi ho raha ..

Husband Bring A Small Come For His Wife

Husband romantic andaz main apni wife se:
Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfon ke liye kia laya hun.
Wife: kya?
Husband: Bareek kangi..

Husband Watching His Marriage Movie

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Husband Wife With Nice Meal

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Husband Wife

Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Husband With The Photo Of Horse

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Husband Wife In Hotel

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi