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PATNI NE KAR DI DI

PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
" PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....

Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth

Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
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_/\ .. Hight of Insult

Ek din Sardar jungle

Ek din Sardar jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

Wife(sms): Hi baby..?

Wife(sms): Hi baby..?
Husband: Hiii honey.. ?(sending failed)
Wife: R u there???
Husband: Yes yes...im here...? (sending failed)
Wife: R u ignoring me?? ?
Husb: Honey im not..i m right here.. (sending failed) ?
Wife: Its over..dnt evr talk to me again! ?
Husb: Mar ja kameeni (message sent).?.
Aadmi galat nahi hota, haalaat galat hote hain.

Girl Fully Check Up By Doc

Girl check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai. 


Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.


Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho? 
Doctor:Checkup ke liye


Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho? 
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karne ke liye.


Doctor ne kaam lagana shuru kar diya.


Girl:- kya kar rahe ho? 
Doctor:- Aids checkup. 


Girl:- Check kya karna hai. AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.

Ijaajat hai

Suhagraat ko pati patni se bolta hai Ijaajat hai?


Bibi:- Hai ji. 


Pati poori raat kaam lagata hai. Bibi Bimar ho jati hai.


Pati bibi ko sasural chod kar wapas aane ke liye apni Saas se bolta hai- Ijaajat hai?


Ye baat sun kar patni chilla kar bolti hai- Maa Ijaajat mat dena, nahi to tumehari bhi Phaad daalega.

Pathan Wife April Fool

Pathan Biwi Se:“Aaj Hum Aage Se Sex Karega”

Wife Ye Sun Ke Khushi Se Salwar Utaar Ke Tangein Utha Ke Bed Pe Lait Gayi

Pathan:“April Fool, April Fool Banaya.“

Bra Pahan Ke Pati Se Boli.

Shadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Ek Din Patni Bazaar Jaane Ke Liye Tyar Ho Rahi Thi.
Bra Pahan Ke Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “Suniye, Ye Zara Piche Se Meri  Bra Ka Hook Laga Dijiye”
Pati Mood Mein Aate Hue Bola: “I Will Charge 4 Kisses”
Patni: “Rahne Do Ji, Main Pados Wale Sharma Ji Se Lagva Leti Hun, Wo Haath Dal Kar Set Bhi Kar Denge“

Doodh Pi Gayi Billi

Aadmi Thaka Haara Office Se Ghar Aaya, Andar Aate Hi Biwi  Boli.
Biwi: “Suno Ji, Aaj Billi Doodh Pee Gayi”
Aadmi Gusse Se Chilata Hua Bola
Aadmi: “Maine Tujhe Kitni Baar Samjhaya Hai Ki Nangi Hoke Mat Soya Kar, Aaj Billi Doodh Pee Gayi, Kal Bolegi Ke Kutta Meri Gand Maar Gaya“

Santa apni Biwi se-

Santa apni Biwi se-
Aaj tumhari choti behan ko apne ghar me dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai..

Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai

Wife Ne Ek Nayi Transparent Br@

Wife Ne Ek Nayi Transparent Br@ Khridi Aur Pahan Ke Apne Husband Ke

 Aage Khadi Ho Gayi Husband: 

�Janu, Issme To Tum Bahut Sexy Lag Rahi Ho

�Wife Sharmate Hue: 

�Pata Hai, Salesman Bhi Yehi Keh Raha Tha

Santa kee nai-nai shaadi hui thee

Santa kee nai-nai shaadi hui thee phir bhi use ghar jaane ki koi jaldi nahi hoti. Woh der tak office mein hee baitha rahta.
One day Boss asked – “wife se jhagda chal rahaa hai kya ?”
Santa replied – “no no sir … aisee koi baat nahi ! baat ye hai ki meri wife bhi job karti hai isliye hum dono mein jo bhi pahle ghar pahunchta hai, khana use hi banaanaa padta hai !”

Santa – “maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli

Santa – “maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … ”
Banta – “woh kaise ?”
Santa – “pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti … !”

Santa kee Wife Romantic Mood mein thee

Santa kee Wife Romantic Mood mein thee. Woh poore Bed par baahen failaakar let gai aur arth bhari muskaan ke saath boli – “kuchh samjhe… ?”
Santa bola – “Samajh gaya … too aaj poore bed pe akeli sona chahti hai ……. hai na ?” – HAHAHA