Kaamwali ne pagaar badhane ke liye
kaha.
Lady: "Kyo badhaau?"
Kaamwali: "Bibiji, 3 reasons hai.
1st, mai aap se behtar kapde press karti
hu."
Lady: "Ye kaun bola?"
Kaamwali: "Saahab bole.
2nd reason, mai aap se behtar khana
banaati hu."
Lady: "Ye kaun bola?"
Kaamwali: "Saahab bole.
Aur
3rd reason ye ki SEX me aap se jyada
maja deti hu."
Lady (gusse me chilla ke): "Kya ye bhi
Saahab bole?"
Kaamwali: "Nahi bibiji, ye baat to aap ka
driver bola".. =)).
Lady: kitni pagaar chahiye bolo.. ???